Filthy poker food

I’m hosting poker tonight and so I’ve made a decision to start the night how I mean to go on, by eating absolute rubbish. A leaflet of Domino’s vouchers drops through the door and decides for me my designated bad food outlet. Or so I thought until I phone up and realise that everyone else in the city has the same leaflet of vouchers, meaning an order will take an hour and a half. Not quite the fast food I was looking for. Having decided on Pizza, I order from Pizza Hut Delivery instead picking three large pizzas for my guests and me: A Pepperoni Feast, a Veggie Sizzler and a Super Supreme which is delivered half an hour later. Most of the slices disappear almost immediately, but a couple are left over. Some hours later, after several Sols with lemon (I didn’t have any lime) and many hands of pokers later, I decide that the remaining slices of Veggie Sizzler make a perfect after hours snack. I eat this in near darkness; I may not have been tempted in the sobering light of day…

Half eaten Veggie Sizzler