A Cowboy Burger

A dinner in the Boathouse pub today and just for a laugh I go for something called a Cowboy Burger. A laugh I tell you. It's supposed to be a burger with bacon, a fried egg and a grilled mushroom. They don't have any large mushrooms left so they swap it for breaded mushrooms, the kind you get with garlic mayo. All three of them. It's hilariously bad. Also I'm sure if this went anywhere near Texas it would have been laughed out of the state for not being 100% meat. A mushroom? Sounds like a 5 minute head start to get out of town if you ask me...

The cowboy burger